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101 Ideas for Inappropriate Quotes to Letter
If you're not opposed to curse words or quotes that may be considered inappropriate and NSFW, you're going to enjoy this list of quotes to handletter. If you're easily offended by this stuff or want to keep your Instagram lettering PG, you may prefer this list instead.
1. I'm not anti-social, I’m anti-bullshit.
2. The root of suffering is the giving of fucks.
3. Thou shall not take shit.
4. C’est la fucking vie.
5. I think the fuck not.
6. You had me at ‘I hate that bitch too’.
7. I googled ‘who gives a shit’ and my name wasn’t in the search results.
8. Do all things with kindness, you fucker.
9. Live. Laugh. Fuck off.
10. What (and I can’t stress this enough) the fuck.
11. I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a word stronger than ‘fuck’.
12. And by ‘k’, I mean ‘fuck you’.
13. Well, la dee fucking da.
14. Hate spelled backwards is etah which means if you hate me you can etah bag of dicks.
15. I typed ‘bitch’ into the GPS and it brought me to your driveway.
16. I do not have enough coffee or middle fingers for today.
17. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but I drink coffee so fuck them.
18. Today’s recipe: 2 cups cluster, 1 cup fuck
19. Some days I have my shit together. Other days I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on.
20. The path to inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.
21. No really, it’s adorable when you think I give a shit.
22. I’m trying to be a more positive person lately. Right now, I’m positive everyone is an asshole.
23. Giving a fuck doesn’t really go with my outfit.
24. If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
25. I’m mostly ‘peace, love, & light’ and a little ‘go fuck yourself’.
26. Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.
27. Fresh out of fucks to give.
28. I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them properly, like a fucking lady.
29. Have you tried my new recipe? They're called shut the fuckupcakes.
30. Something’s fucky.
31. Can’t you see I’m drinking a large cup of fuckoffee?
32. I’m not a bitch. I’m just skilled at not giving a fuck.
33. ‘Fuck this shit’ is a perfectly acceptable way to say ‘no’.
34. You have to just take it one ‘are you fucking kidding me’ at a time.
35. This coffee tastes like you should shut the fuck up while I’m drinking it.
36. Don't try to explain yourself to idiots. You're not the dumbfuck whisperer.
37. The reason I swear so much is because fuck you.
38. Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bullshit.
39. Do you ever say something so bitchy and you’re like, damn, I need to chill?
40. And not a single fuck was given that day.
41. My soul was removed to make room for all this fucking sarcasm.
42. Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo.
43. ‘Shit ton’ is my favorite unit of measurement.
(Alternate: ‘As fuck’ is my favorite unit of measurement.)
44. Ew, are those feelings? Get that shit away from me.
45. In loving memory of when I gave a shit.
46. On a scale of 1-10, my patience is at fuck you.
47. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabbitch.
48. I whisper ‘what the fuck’ to myself at least 20 times a day.
49. I’m in charge of how I feel and today I choose fuck you.
50. I’m not always a bitch. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.
51. Eff. You. See. Kay. Why. Oh. You.
52. I speak four languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real Shit.
53. If you can’t handle me at my worst, I don’t blame you. That bitch is crazy.
54. Error 404: fucks not found.
55. Thou shall not judge because thou hast fucked up in the past also.
56. Behold my field of fucks and see that it is barren.
57. I’m an intelligent, classy, well-educated woman who says ‘fuck’ a lot.
58. Dear Fairy Godmother, what in the fuckity fuck?
59. You know what that sounds like? Not my fucking problem.
60. Oh look, a flying fuck! It could escape before I could give it.
61. Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.
62. No doubt my last word in this life will be ‘fuck’. I’m a lady like that.
63. I swear way too fucking much. I need to stop that shit.
64. You can just supercallifragilistickissmyassadocious.
65. Is 'fuck off' an emotion? Because I feel that shit in my soul.
66. Who the fuck took my... oh, here it is....
67. Carpe the fuck out of that diem.
68. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice while taking fucking pictures.
69. Looks like it’s fuck-this-shit-o’clock.
70. Which essential oil is best for fucking off?
71. Be humble but let motherfuckers know.
72. A B C D E F U C K O F F
73. I was like ‘whatever, bitches’ and the bitches whatevered.
74. Because I’m a lady, assface.
75. Coping: the act of changing bullshit into sunshine.
76. I suck at apologies so unfuck you, or whatever.
77. Oops, my give a shit just broke.
78. My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t. But it feels like it.
79. Here hold my dignity, I’ve got some sketchy shit to do.
80. Try not to be a twatsicle.
81. Why don't you make like a tree and fucking leave.
82. You know what’s funny? Lots of shit, so lighten the fuck up.
83. You're my favorite bitch to bitch about bitches with.
84. A wise woman once said, "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.
85. I wish ‘you dumbass’ was an appropriate way to end an email at work.
86. You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely.
87. Onward, buttercup. There’s fuckery to spread.
88. Hang on while I write that in my ‘things I don’t give a shit about’ notebook.
89. Boss: Good morning. Me: You need to calm the fuck down.
90. Not giving a fuck is the best revenge.
91. What kind of fuckery is this?
92. The only thing that gets any rest around here is my bitch face.
93. Today’s mood: bitchy with a chance of sarcasm.
94. Can you see the ‘fuck you’ in my smile?
95. Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row, one of the fluffy fuckers wanders off and gets into some shit.
96. Row, row, row your boat, the fuck away from me.
97. Abracadabra! Nope, you’re still a bitch.
98. Who sprinkled the bitchy dust?
99. If swearing in front of my child makes me a bad parent… then, shit!
100. Off is the general direction in which I’d wish you would fuck.
101. Deja poo: the feeling you’ve heard this shit before.
If 101 quotes isn't enough or if you want more, follow my Pinterest board where I keep all of my inspiration for fun sayings to letter. I'm always updating and adding to them. Here’s a few I’ve lettered in the past and posted to Instagram.
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